HEY, TIM.
TIM.
TIMMY.
TIMBO.
TIMBALAND.
TIMBALAND AND MAGOO.
TIMBALAND PRESENTS: SHOCK VALUE.
TIMPERATE RAINFOREST.
TIM, WAKE THE FUCK UP!
… OR DON’T. YOUR CALL. I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE DEAD IN YOUR BATHROOM, THOUGH. WHEN AND IF YOU FIND YOUR PANTS YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT.
THAT WAS A TRULY EPIC PARTY, T-BOZ. I MEAN IT. I’M PRETTY SURE WE SET YOUR NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE ON FIRE. I’M GONNA GO GRAB SOME CHIPOTLE. I’LL SEE YOU IN CHEM LAB.
I know it probably shouldn’t, but this made me strangely nostalgic.
We learned something new today. Er.
(via)
This is gross.
Add one more to the list.
From the North Carolina State Constitution Article VI, Section 8:
The following persons shall be disqualified for office:
First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God.
Not ‘a god,’ not even ‘the God,’ but ‘Almighty God.’ Because anyone who worships something that is anything short of powerful to the extent of logical self-contradiction cannot sufficiently hate all the people who are hated by their constituency.
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
oh it’s me…
i am a comforting sea cow
No, I didn’t just cry over a manatee meme. And it totally wasn’t because these are all things I wish someone would tell me. It was because I really enjoy manatees and text on pictures.
I approve.
I needed this. Is that weird? It’s weird, isn’t it?
#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn
Oh, Sansa, you brilliant girl, you.
SANSA STARK, LET ME LOVE YOU.
The Stark girls know the power of eye contact. Momma Stark’s got the side eye, but Sansa and Arya will look you dead in the eye while they use subtext to threaten your life.
I dunno if that was the biggest ‘fuck you’ in the history of GOT. I thought this was pretty clear:
(Source: robbstark, via dearratbastards)
